Woody Allen Redux: Having Someone Else Hold an Umbrella over You

Continuing on the random Woody Allen search brings us to an interesting issue about umbrellas: having someone else protect you with an umbrella. In this instance Woody Allen is just one of 16 celebrities captured in umbrella-assisted mode. While some folks consider this aspect of celebrity as absurd--see PerezHilton giving it to Hugh Jackman ("diva") when similarly captured--it is worth exploring broader issues about this practice.

Taking an inital stab at this, in random fashion, first it is good to know that under the laws of family purity, a husband CAN "hold an open umbrella over her to protect her from the rain." What about if you aren't married? One blogger of the dating ritual writes about "the umbrella problem": "I consider sharing my umbrella as an act of proximity. Only people who are close to me can come under it with me."

Then there are the etiquette issues: Melissa Kirsch's The Bumbershoot Manifesto says that, among other things: "It is good manners to shelter unfortunate fellow pedestrian" and that "Taller people must raise their umbrellas over those of shorter people."

More to mine!

Andy Rooney: That "Unimportant" Invention--The Umbrella

So today there is no new umbrella news, so it is time to hit the archives. What better way to do so than Google random combinations. Today, for me, that was ["Woody Allen" umbrella]. Looks like I can build several days on this one. For a start, however, let me go with an Andy Rooney commentary from last summer about that minor invention.

Interestingly, in addition to his Woody Allen citing/sighting, he brings up the Queen, too: "No one is so important that they don't get wet when it rains. Everyone resorts to an umbrella: George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, Woody Allen, Michael Jackson, or even the Rev. Al Sharpton gets wet when it rains."

I also appreciate his mourning about the inventor: "...it seems wrong that we don't know the name of the person who came up with the idea for the umbrella."

Mount Redoubt Eruption: The Umbrella from the Volcano

The umbrella metaphor extends in two distinct directions. First, is the "security" aspect--going to its function of sheltering users from rain or sun. Second, is the shape; this may have two aspects--the ribbed underbelly of an umbrella or the view from above. The latter is in the news as Alaska's Mount Redoubt eruption awakens public discussion of volcanoes. According to an NPR story, a "volcanic plume is essentially a column of hot gases and dust, topped with a horizontal 'umbrella.'"

While there is no example of this eruption's plume, here is a picture from the last eruption, in 1990. NPR, citing a recent article in Nature, points out that "inside that umbrella-shaped haze of gas and dust, a lightning-covered cyclone rages, spitting out waterspouts and dust devils."

More interesting is that the metaphor of an umbrella must be of more recent origin. The NPR story points out that "[v]olcano watchers described the general shape of these plumes as early as the eruption of Mount Vesuvius in A.D. 79." and notes a reference to this bizarre phenomenon in an obscure letter by Capt. S. Tillard, published in 1812, who was navigating the seas around the Azores when a volcanic vent erupted and he refers to the column of smoke as rotating on the water "like a horizontal wheel." So, if the umbrella now a universal metaphor for a shape, did it replace some other generally accepted concept or become its own permanent thing?

For an animation of an eruption, including depiction of the umbrella region, check out the San Diego State University's College of Science website. "The column thus spreads out in the umbrella region. The bottom of umbrella region is where densities of the plume and the surrounding air are equal. Continued upward mobility towards the top of the umbrella region is controlled by momentum. The umbrella region is often asymmetric due to the effect of high atmospheric winds in the stratosphere." This raises an issue of whether this metaphor derives from the shape or from the opening up of an umbrella.

Royal Umbrellas: Queen Tours Factory with Royal Warrant

Well, this isn't an umbrella image, but rather the Royal warrant from the home page of Fulton Umbrellas--firms receive a Royal warrant from the Queen for supplying their products to Buckingham Palace. This comes up today, because the Queen is touring factories in London’s East End today (Wednesday). "Her tour with Prince Philip includes the famous Whitechapel bell foundry and the umbrella factory that holds the Royal warrant":

The next stop on the tour is Fulton Umbrellas, a family-run firm in Blackwall, which has been making umbrellas for 50 years.

They tour the warehouse, textile print-shop and umbrella assembly workshop of the company founded by Arnold Fulton in 1959.

Fulton Umbrellas doesn't tell us which umbrella the Queen uses, but they do publish a nice set of rules for taking care of an umbrella:

• Whenever possible leave the umbrella open to dry and avoid rolling when wet
  
• Prolonged exposure to direct sunlight may cause the fabric to fade
  
• Only plain water or white India Rubber should be used to clean the fabric. Detergents may remove the proofing of the cover
  
• All umbrellas may be damaged by strong gusts. Wind damage does not constitute a faulty frame. Most of our umbrellas incorporate flexible frames which allow the umbrellas to invert without damage, but we would advise not using umbrellas in very windy weather.
  
• Special care should be taken when opening our umbrellas with PVC covers. The creases should be gently unfolded before attempting to open the umbrella. The material is lightly dusted with a non-toxic powder to prevent sticking, and this should not be removed.
  
• Most walking length umbrellas, particularly those with wooden shafts, are not designed for use as walking sticks and damage may occur if they are used for this purpose.

For more pictures and story of the Queen's visit, see the East London Advertiser. Among other things, I did learn that "The company’s ‘see through’ umbrella became a trade mark for the Queen Mother who used them on Royal visits during bad weather, so the public could see her clearly."

Black Umbrellas: Anything but Basic for Milan Design Show

The final design selections have been made for Tuttobene Milan 2009 during the Salone Internazionale del Mobile in Milan, and some black umbrellas are one of the features of one of the winning international designers. "Umbrellas for the Civil but Discontent Man" were designed by Bruce and Stephanie Tharp of Materious. In a preview for the design week, the designers describe their efforts:

Sigmund Freud contends that aggressiveness is a fundamental human instinct whose inhibition is a necessary obligation of social life. These umbrellas combine a symbol of gentlemanly refinement--the full-sized, black umbrella--with an element from more manly sword-bearing times. The umbrellas offer brief psychological respite from the dictates of social amiability.

These aren't the first black umbrellas for the Tharps. In 2005, they had their concept prototype "Forecast": "Using existing wi-fi technology to wirelessly pull information from the internet, Forecast's lighted umbrella handle glows more intensely with the increased chance of precipitation offering a clear and unobtrusive signal to the user."

Trendsetting: Buying Umbrellas in Seattle

Courtney Hatt, a Seattle Style Trends Examiner, writes about taking a plunge into a "new umbrella craze." She says that "the umbrella taking a step forward as a fun, creative accessory to spice up any rainy day outfit." Going shopping for some new rain gear, she draws attention to pare * umbrella--Seattle's own brick and mortar and online store with its "very trendy and original designs."

Gere Gallagher: Painting the Everyday with Umbrellas

Gere Gallagher’s Umbrella Series; acrylic on canvas, completed the Silo Gallery's vision for nurturing New Talent, Emerging and more Established visual artists. Gere has studied at the School of Visual Arts and the Art Student’s League. She has been involved in workshops led by Peter Seltzer, Hugh O’Donnell, Wolf Kahn and Eric Aho and is presently in the much respected Critique with Barbara Grossman.

So what is it about umbrellas for this artist? According to her own web gallery:

I work with the figure to create an environment. She is in everyday situations, sometimes urban, sometimes local. Protected at times by the shield of an umbrella, to think, to ponder, or to pause at being in the moment. The color and application of paint reveals the process which I hope coincides with the essence of my meaning. These are invented paintings, not intended to be portraits, but the gestures and movements are inspired by my muse.

To see more of her umbrella series, click here.

The Umbrella Goes Evil: Used in Bank Robbery

Not sure what this says about our friendly umbrella, but now we have a bank robber, dressed all in black and fully masked, using a black umbrella--what, to shield his shielded face?

According to The Virginian-Pilot: "Police are looking for a man who robbed a BB&T bank Tuesday morning on Kempsville Road.

The robber walked into the bank about 9:50 a.m. with a large, open black umbrella and showed a silver handgun to a teller, police spokesman Adam Bernstein said. After taking cash, the man ran toward Indian River Road."




Luckily, a CNET Crave article has pointed us to the solution for this--acquiring a Ninja umbrella so that one can go "jumping across thatched straw rooftops, stealing precious family heirlooms in the middle of the night, throwing pointy stars, and honoring my giant rat sensei by ridding the world of mutated rhinos and warthogs. And now I won't have to worry about getting wet in the process." Amazon.com will sell you one of these as a Samurai umbrella.

“Chhatri theek karva lo!": Get your umbrella repaired

From TheStatesman.com comes a story of what we are missing in our throwaway society--the itinerant umbrella repairman who comes out during rainy season "on his rickety old bicycle" and calls out loudly, “Chhatri theek karva lo! (Get your umbrella repaired).”:

The other day when I heard his call, I came out of my house with two defective umbrellas needing his attention, and raised my arm to stop him as he was passing by our door.

“Two ribs of this one are broken,” I said, as he dismounted and came towards me, “and the other one does not open.”

He examined both umbrellas minutely, did some quick mental arithmetic, and then said, “That will be Rs 50.” Somewhat reluctantly I gave him the signal to go ahead, for Rs 50 seemed to me a little too much for this fiddling little job. But, then, you don’t find menders of umbrellas at every street corner. They are rare seasonal birds. If you let one go past your door because of a niggling little difference between what he demands and what you are ready to pay for repairing your umbrella, it may take you days, nay, even weeks before you are lucky enough to sight another mender of umbrellas.

Doing a little searching, I found at least one image showing that the umbrella repairman wasn't unknown in the West, too, once upon a time. . . . and, maybe more recently, too. Here is one of a few stories about Gilbert Center:

Gilbert's father had been an umbrella maker who emigrated from Poland in the 1920's and opened a store on Essex Street on the Lower East Side. Gilbert had run his own store for many years after his father retired. The store had since gone out of business and, when I found him, he was doing freelance umbrella repair. A kind, considerate, gentle man in his mid 70’s, Mr. Center came to my office in Midtown and picked up my umbrella which he slid it into a special sleeve to protect it in transit. We had a chat about what I needed and he patiently answered my questions about the process he'd use to replace the fabric and some of the specialized equipment he had in his shop at home. I was surprised when he told me he had a steady stream of customers for which he was doing umbrella repair. But I guess this made sense considering he was the only person I could find who maintained umbrellas in the whole of North America. After a few e-mails updating me on the status of my repair (yes, Gilbert had also entered the digital age) Gilbert personally delivered the umbrella to me in good form. The repair was expensive but he was so pleasant to deal with that I tipped him an extra $20 (if for no other reason than to help support a dying art). My repaired umbrella was better than ever. I had Gilbert take care of a couple more umbrellas over the years. His work was always outstanding. I'm not sure how long he'll be at work maintaining hand-made, top shelf umbrellas. But I consider myself lucky to have met one of the last craftsmen from a time when things had more importance, longevity and grace.

Umbrella for Sale? Bargaining for Indian Political Party Symbols

This umbrella is the political symbol of the Sikkim Democratic Front (SDF). In efforts being made by actor-politician Chiranjeevi's Praja Rajyam Party (PRP) to secure a symbol, the PRP, after the Indian Election Commission declined a common symbol for it despite Apex court's recommendation, PRP "withdrew its petition in Andhra Pradesh High Court as it decided to fight the forthcoming Lok Sabha and Assembly elections under the "umbrella" symbol of SDF."

Thus, with an umbrella in focus, Brolly Blog had to learn what symbols are all about for Indian politics. According to IndianElections.com

According to certain criteria, set by the Election Commission regarding the length of political activity and success in elections, parties are categorised by the Commission as National or State parties, or simply declared registered-unrecognised parties. How a party is classified determines a party’s right to certain privileges, such as access to electoral rolls and provision of time for political broadcasts on the state-owned television and radio stations - All India Radio and Doordarshan - and also the important question of the allocation of the party symbol. Party symbols enable illiterate voters to identify the candidate of the party they wish to vote for. National parties are given a symbol that is for their use only, throughout the country. State parties have the sole use of a symbol in the state in which they are recognised as such Registered-unrecognised parties can choose a symbol from a selection of ‘free’ symbols.

Any, then, why an umbrella for the SDF?

Alexander McQueen Incorporating Philip Treacy's Umbrella Headwear

Women's Wear Daily waxes eloquent about Alexander McQueen's Fall 2009 Ready to Wear show: "His collections manifest the wild wanderings of his imagination and emotional state into high theater in which his sartorial wizardry always equals the fantastical visions of his psyche." For Brolly Blog, the important piece of the collection is that McQueen was finishing off looks with Philip Treacy’s spectacular hats--"lamp shade, umbrella or deli plastic bag."

According to the New York Times: "With a runway of broken mirrors surrounding a garbage heap made of props from his own past collections, Mr. McQueen created a stage to symbolize the sudden crash of luxury exuberance. The clothes he sent out were a parody of couture designs of the last century, spoofing Dior’s New Look and Givenchy’s little black Audrey Hepburn dresses, as well as their reinventions by new designers at those companies in the last decade — himself included. It was a bit of a Marie Antoinette riot, poking fun at all the queens of French fashion."

"All the models wore hats by the milliner Philip Treacy that were made of trash-can liners and aluminum cans, or recycled household objects." That includes this double-umbrella hat.

Umbrella as Metaphor: Are These Brolly Blog Appropriate?

Since starting this venture down umbrella lane, the big issue has always been what to do with the word "umbrella". As a metaphor ("umbrella organization") and my basic response is to leave it alone. However, today I have come across two graphic extensions and have decided that some metaphorical umbrellas must get their time in the sun, too.

I am not sure whether this will be a repeated theme or not, but in this case, the word "umbrella" is only a feature of headline to Laura Tutor's story in the Anniston Star--"Widening history's umbrella includes women, famous and ordinary"--and of the accompanying graphic. It is intended, I gather to reflect the growth of interest and promotion of women's history. The article, perhaps stimulated by Women's History Month, tells about the National Women's History Project and the "concerted effort to integrate the story of women into the story of the world" over the last 30 years. The closest the story gets to the umbrella metaphor is perhaps one quote from Jennifer Gross, an associate professor of history at Jacksonville State University: "We need to broaden our idea of what history is."

The second image from this weekend is interestingly enough also only the creation of the headline writer. In this case the Jason Zweig column--"Corporate-Cash Umbrellas: Too Big for This Storm?"--in the Wall Street Journal is about the near record $811 billion in cash and marketable securities that nonfinancial firms in the Standard & Poor's 500-stock index have on their books. He certainly alludes to this as being safety precaution of sorts, writing at one point: "Cash is not trash, of course; the natural urge to set a little money aside for a rainy day feels urgent in a recession." However, since Zweig argues that these cash supplies are a "flood" and that shareholders deserve an explanation of why they are being kept from the benefit of the funds (in terms of increased dividends or stock repurchases), it is very unclear who is being protected by a cash umbrella.

Skoda and the Umbrella Holder: A Car for Us

Skoda has been doing this for a while, but there is new publicity as it introduces cars for various Asian markets (India, Singapore). As Cars Singapore writes about the Skoda Suberb and its interior features: "even a water resistant umbrella storage space which can be found in the inner panel of the left rear door. It also has a drainage system draws off the rainwater so that the umbrella undergoes 'self-drying'. Nice touch." Or, as BS Motoring describes it: "the Rolls-Royce Phantom feature (the umbrella that hides inside the rear door) will" impress you!

Judith Hoffberg: A Friend of Umbrellas

Even though I have only been doing this blog seriously for a month or so, it seems a shame that it is only now that I have come across someone who had been a real friend of umbrellas--Judith Hoffberg. Although she died this past January, for almost 30 years, through her work on artists' books in her print and then online journal "Umbrella," she also raised the stature of umbrellas. In her poignant last Editor's Note, she wrote:

Obsessed with umbrellas and parasols, it allowed me to create a huge collection of “umbrelliana” which has overwhelmed both my domestic and storage settings. I learned more about textiles, fashion, kitsch, marketing, performance art, multicultural innovations with the object umbrella, encountering artists who used the image to intrigue me as well as to whet my appetite. It has been an easy image to collect in paper ephemera as well as almost 200 three-dimensional umbrella objects. From a tiny Chinese lace umbrella to a 19th century silk parasol, from 333 antiquarian books to countless artifacts, the collection has grown over the past 30 years.

However, there is even a longer discussion in a mail interview with her from 1995-1996, which I republish alongside the image she chose as her final image Natalia Kohen's "Closed Umbrella":

Well, since the name of my business became Umbrella Associates in 1978, thanks to a suggestion from Joan Hugo, as we were sitting in an airport in San Jose waiting for our late plane to Los Angeles after the First Artists' Publication Fair in San Jose in 1977. I had just resigned from the position of Executive Secretary of the Art Libraries Society of North America, which I had founded, and as we were sitting, Joan, a noted librarian and my co-curator in the Artwords & Bookworks exhibition, asked what I would be doing next; I hadn't the faintest idea at the time, but she had been thinking about it, and told me she had done some research. She had discovered that there was once a periodical called Parasol edited by Ricky de Marco, but it was not extant. Then she had looked through the entire list of periodicals and could not find any other periodical called "Umbrella", and so she thought I should start a business as a consultant, called Umbrella Associates, and publish a newsletter called Umbrella, and so I did.

A strong interest in umbrellas had never occurred to me -- except for one print which I had bought in 1966 in Washington, DC which I have in my office. But since my interest in mail art had been growing at the same time I founded my business, I decided that the symbol of umbrella had potential as a logo, an indentifying icon, and perhaps a way for me to send mail art around the world with that image. After learning that my friend Kurt de Gooyer had become curator of a Museum of Photography on the University of California, Riverside campus, he was involved in a group called Art Spies, and he thought it would be a good thing to have a mail art show in his museum, and so I announced to the world that the theme of the show was "Umbrellas" and having contacted just about everyone I knew from the mail art world, I started receiving lots of mail art, actual found umbrellas, etc. With over 400 entries, I began to see the potential for a collection. As an archivist, it was easy to organize this material in notebooks, and so it began. Now I have over 60 volumes of paper ephemera about umbrellas, including handmade postcards and broadsides, advertisements, articles about umbrellas, newspaper photos, photographs both black and white and color, antique postcards and advertising ephemera, and much more.

The collection has grown largely due to my many trips around the world including Australia and New Zealand, and continental Europe. I buy postcards of Umbrellas wherever I go and some summers I came back with 250 postcards of umbrella images. Then, too, I take pictures of Umbrellas wherever I see them, including inside shots and outside shots. So if I cannot buy an item, I take a picture of it. Many artists send me things, including jewelry, clothing, paper items, postcards, etc. As a result, I have learned to live with some of the material but until this year, I have had to store the collection, except for 1984, when I showed the collection as Umbrelliana in the Bumbereshoot Festival in Seattle, Washington, which is held every year on the first weekend of September. I filled 4000 square feet of space, and there still was much material at home. Now the collection has increased a great deal more, but now I live with most of it, having decorated my new apartment with umbrellas everywhere -- in the kitchen, bathroom, bedrooms, office, and everywhere else. It is a universal well known item, whether it be protection against the sun (parasol) or protection against the rain (umbrella), and so I even have taken that name on the internet.

Fashion Umbrellas: Celebrate National Umbrella Month with Celebrity Brollies

The Chicago Sun-Times shopping maven Jessica Sedgwick honors National Umbrella Month by her readers to treat themselves to a "little undercover fashion." In do so, she quotes Satoko Kobayashi, owner of pare*umbrella, one of several new companies who offer artsy, statement-making umbrellas: "Now is the time people have started to think, 'Now we need something more than a compact umbrella. Something beautiful to carry around.' "

Sedgwick goes further, in her Sun-Times shopping blog, to point us to famous movie umbrellas and where to find them. In particular, she highlights the "Singin' in the Rain/Batman Returns" black stick umbrella, the "Lost in Translation" clear umbrella, and the "The Umbrellas of Cherbourg" stick umbrellas "in every color including red, pink blue and yellow."