Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Yikes: Leave that Umbrella Pole Alone


Sorry news today . . . a (now, former) BBC television presenter who went to the dark side of the umbrella--the pole. Supposedly one can see in this CCTV that he has actual possession of the pole, possession he denied at trial for using that pole as a weapon to hurt a teenager. So, instead of benefiting from the protection that umbrellas offer, he will be spending two years in jail, time to think and remember that the lonely umbrella pole is only satisfied when used to hold up an umbrella.

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